Donald Trump has been hemmed in by a bunch of puny dwarves left over from the Obama administration and has made his own problems worse by being a Democrat in elephant's clothing. Why appoint a National Security Advisor from the Obama administration? Why have an Attorney General with some sort of weird Russian ties? Why have weird Russian ties at all? This is not 1811 or 1943 and we are not holding our breath waiting for Russia to save the world.
Donald Trump should not need Russian hackers revealing the truth about Hillary's email servers to be elected President. He should be able to win on his own, but he is a crazy megalomaniac. And why would Russia help Trump? So that he will allow their oil fields to be developed with Western capital or something? Um..... isn't that called, like, what we wanted to do after we won the Cold War? If Russia becomes dependent on selling us oil, how will they ever invade Tacoma, Washington? They won't be able to, they'll just have to depend on sending 11 terrorists to attack our skyscrapers and murder us that way, like Saudi Arabia does. Yeah, I said it.
As P:l'O has pointed out himself (That emoji stands for Presidente: l'Orange which is what I call Donald Trump because he is huge and orange) there was a criminal administration called the Barak Hussein Obama Administration in the White House for eight years, shipping guns to Mexican criminals, shipping cash to Iranian terrorists, and demanding that men be allowed to go in to women's bathrooms. There was never a special prosecutor appointed. And yet in just half as many months as Obama had years, because of murky allegations about Russian ties, here comes a special prosecutor who my political-linguistic slapstick comedy style demands that I call Mullin' It: former FBI Director Robert Mueller. It is his job to mull things over. And I hope, just hope, that he has a mullet back there. A good Joe Dirt one. That would be like platinum-coated palladium for me.
I was told that if I wanted to cling to my guns and religion, I could keep them. I was told that we were going to make the Mexican border with less holes than a Swiss cheese grater again. I was told a lot of things, which I no longer believe, and I blame human nature. I further blame a departure from the Bible and the Constitution.
Robert Mueller being approved of by both Bush and Obama does not impress me. Both merely represent different flavors of maladministration and criminal negligence. Both oversaw - one benignly, one malignantly - the execution of a Holocaust against American children.
Trump is merely a circus act, one that I hope is among the last in a long train of abuses that began with Roe v. Wade.
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